Newspaper Club...a ponderance

Why am I so wimpy that I can't even submit any serious and legitimate writing to the newspaper club because I'm afraid of being laughed at? Generally I'm very confident, but I guess I'm afraid someone will take away the fact that I can write...or something weird and psychological like that.

Wherefore am I the way that I am?

Romeo and Juliet

Our project is SO FREAKING AMAZING. We are rapping Romeo and Juliet as our dramatic presentation. I am Romeo, and we do the same scene four times, each time narrated by a different character, so for three out of four times we just mime our actions and for one we talk, but we rotate who does that, and then we shout "REWIND" and do it again with someone else narrating. I'm Romeo, I had to write everyone's lines because I am SO skilled. Here is my part.

"I went to the party, I'm a bad ass crasher
I was checkin' out Rosaline, "You wanna dance?" I ask her

She turned me down, I was so depressed
My life was over, you know the rest

No truth lies in love, was it all a load of crap
I turned to leave when I saw a chicky...oh SNAP

I turned to my buddy, M to the Cutio
"I've just fallen in love, I know this is trueshio"

Damn, she is fine! I haven't seen her in the ghetto
"What's her pretty name?" "Juliet." "Oh."

I couldn't wait any longer, I had to get with that now
I went to her and said "Chicka chicka OW."


And scene. Good Lord I am talented. And humble too.
Peace, Ray

Bones!

Oh tra la la, I am incredibly happy right now. You know why? Well, I'll tell you why. Bones, that's why. It's a freaking awesome show and last night the two main characters MADE OUT!!! (sort of.) Oh...spoiler alert.

Anyways...damn it was FANTASTIC! Hardcore (yes, I take tv way too seriously). But this is one of those times when it's a good thing. I need to find me a Booth. No more messing about with my imaginary boyfriend (although he is incredibly attractive.)

(Wow, I use a lot of parenthesis and get off topic very easily.)

TWSS

Okay, I have a serious illness. I can't stop "thats what she saiding."

It's gotten to the point where if the teacher says something in class, I stiffen in my chair. That's what she said. But seriously; it's so hard. That's what she said. Damnit!

But come on, though. The teachers set me up. They knoooooow.

Like my science teacher saying "it's pretty straightforward" twelve hundred times today. Or my math teacher - ayy, don't get me started on my math teacher (that's what she said.) She's all "yeah, this one is long and hard." or "find the radius of Uranus. Naturally, it's not something you can measure with a ruler.

I need help.

Enchanted

Wow. It was much better than I expected. Even James, who accompanied me, agreed, and he doesn't usually like those kinds of movies. Maybe because I paid for him, the cheapskate. His debit card "just happened" to be not working. Sure.

But anyways, the movie was adorable. Anything with Dr. McDreamy is bound to be okay, but the actual movie itself was good. I would have enjoyed it even if he hadn't been in it (although not as much.)

Other cool people in it: James Marsden (hairspray, the Notebook) Idina Menzel (Wicked), Susan Sarandon (if I have to tell you what she's been in you are lame) and a two second cameo of Angela from Bones.

Ths kids behind us were hilarious. There was a part of the movie (spoiler alert) where Patrick Dempsey has to kiss the girl before midnight or she dies, and he's all stroking her cheek and everything so this kid goes "Let's go, we don't have all day, people!"

It was funny. A good day, and James let me wear his cool hat from Utah, which is always a plus.

Novel time!

I am writing a novel. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's absolutely fantastic.

So far it has a title. Sincerely, No One. Good, right? Can't you just see yourself picking that off the shelves, taking it home and letting it change your life? I can.

It'll be excellent. I will update every time I work on it. I thought of the title about a year and a half ago. I think it's about time I start planning the story.

Lots of work to do. It's so hard being on the brink of fame.

Peace,
Ray

Intro!

Good afternoon!

This morning I woke up and I says to myself, I says "Hey now, I think it's time I started a blog detailing my boring life and my hopes and dreams and all that funkay business."

And of course, anyone who ignores their innermost thoughts is completely insane.

So yes, I have begun a blog. I fully expect that no one will read it and I am one hundred percent okay with that! In fact, is someone were to read it, I would feel just a little bit violated.

On with the show!
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So that's all I have to say for today. It may not seem like very much right now, but one day someone will be all, "Wow, I remember that blog that changed my life so much I became an astronaut!" And if not, it was still an icebreaker for me and my numerous readers.

Peace
RAY